Some say a computer is a woman, if you do something wrong, they'll remember every bit of it. Some say a computer is a man, if you had just waited one more week, you could have gotten a better model for less.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
A little bit of powder, a little bit of paint, makes a girl's complexion seem what it ain't
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
I once stole a car from a man who stole my wife, but the car don't run. I guess that makes us even.
Never chase after a woman or a train - another one will always come along.
The more I learn about ladies, the more I wish I were gay.
There are easier things in life than finding a good woman...
When a woman works in a traditionally male field ...She must be twice as knowledgeable, twice as proficient, twice as accurate, and twice as humble as any man to be considered half as good at the job!
The cheapest thing a man can own without struggling for it, is a woman.
